Does it look like i give a woof?

wen ur dis kewl who kares?

Why taste the rainbow when you can roll around in it?

wat r u gonna do wif teh rainbo?

ERMAHGERD WERTER PERK!

not ebry goggie lieks teh sprinklrz.

No matter what petal you end on, I will always love you.

dats y goggie flowrz smell teh sweetest!

MY REALITY CHECK BOUNCED.

um sum goggies r jus in diffrnt realuty...

I can haz walkies?

YES! yes ob corse u kan!!!