SCORE: TREE - 1 DOG - 0
um her iz a btr goggie afleet.
LINES FOR THE BATHROOM: They appear just as you really need to go.
noo! dey chopped down mai baffroom!
Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.
aim a bery powerfl napper.
Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
gremlinz r so weeird...
NO... NO! NO!!! They did NOT just bring home a kitteh!!!!
u kan alwayz trai 2 get rid ob him later.
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
lemme return teh favor!