Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?
Gremlins... Don't get them wet!
gremlinz r so weeird...
NO... NO! NO!!! They did NOT just bring home a kitteh!!!!
u kan alwayz trai 2 get rid ob him later.
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that... How many of your friends have you neutered?
lemme return teh favor!
Dey wuldn't beweave me when I teld dem how much you lubs me. So tell dem pwease. I wait.
how much doez ur goggie lub u?
Ok, so the CAT tried to do some remodeling... I knew you would hate it, so I ate him. You are welcome.
aminalz dunt maek gud dekoratorz.
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