HUZZAH! I AM SIR WEINER OF DOG.
i lub the goggie naitz ob teh round tabl!
Ur nobunnie till sumbunnie wuvs u.
ai want sumbunny 2 wuv!
Enjoy The Moment.
spesially teh sweet momentz.
SCORE: TREE - 1 DOG - 0
um her iz a btr goggie afleet.
LINES FOR THE BATHROOM: They appear just as you really need to go.
noo! dey chopped down mai baffroom!
Basset Olympics Equestrian Event: Nappy Bareback.
aim a bery powerfl napper.
Have a good day at work. I'll just be here, all by me lonesome... Sleeping, eating, watching TV. Try not to worry. I'll struggle thru somehow.
kan u trai 2 hold teh couch 2gether plz?