upset

If yu had tiem for dis yu had tiem tu take mi inside

he haz a poynt, u noez.

Coming soon to the Discovery Channel: Adorable kitteh takes a bath, hates it, but looks oh so freakin' adorable while doing so.

scuze me... do i watch you when you're sleeping in the sink?

ur az rood az an alpaca!

Ugh, I sent Sibley FOUR DOZEN different photos, and they chose THAT ONE? This is an outrage! Who do I call to complain to about this? My beak looks SO crooked in that photo! It does the exact opposite of capture my good size! As if my feathers didn't look ruffled enough in that photo, they're really ruffled right now!

But.. I wents to jared..

mebbe trai a diffrent kind ob ring nekst tiem, kitteh.

Dorkitron says: "My boy Ollie, upset that I was playing with my camera rather than him. He used cute; It's super effective!"

Super effective indeed! And since he's a squee baby, his "cute" attack even gets a STAB!

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DAMN YOU GOOGLE MAPS!!!

petul say he luv u NOT

today not mess wif me day

I WENT TO BRAZIL AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID WAX

I can't believe you're having YOUR family over for Thanksgiving and you forgot to get extra toilet paper. Have you forgotten what happened last year?