upset

how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?

I believe you've forgotten my monocle, good sir!

Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!

The idiot in the jeep...he didn't really say "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty"...did he?

WHY DID YOU THROW OUT MY HELLO KITTY HOODIE?

My c*ck Has been blocked

Mai EBIL! Yu maeks it smell lieks STRAWBERRIEZ!

... And poor Boney, the tallest and ugliest dwarf, took it the hardest of all.

("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," Skeletor)

The wurd is perv; p - e - r - v, perv. Speekin of witch, if u dunt ungloo u eyez frum mah hoomins bewbs, I will skratch dem owt, kai?

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HAM?