how awful! are you hurt real bad? this is terrible! now who will feed me? and how long will you need my couch?
Ai tole yu tu stay owtta mai gud catnip!
The idiot in the jeep...he didn't really say "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty"...did he?
WHY DID YOU THROW OUT MY HELLO KITTY HOODIE?
Mai EBIL! Yu maeks it smell lieks STRAWBERRIEZ!
... And poor Boney, the tallest and ugliest dwarf, took it the hardest of all.
("Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," Skeletor)