names

What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

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DOES THE DOCTOR USE JOHN SMITH SO OFTEN BECAUSE IT'S A COMMON NAME OR IS JOHN SMITH A COMMON NAME BECAUSE THE DOCTOR USES IT SO MUCH?

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The Virginia Aquarium is inviting you to help name its newly adopted male otter pup. The cute creature was found alone near St. George, S.C., apparently abandoned by his mother and only days old. During the rescue and in subsequent stabilization period, he became dependent upon human care, so he was deemed unable to be released into the wild. He is now under the watchful care of Virginia Aquarists and thriving.

Click here to participate! Deadline is June 15, 2012.

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I have the necessary koalafications. Your koalafications are irrelephant. Don't listen to him. He's lion. This arguing is becoming unbearable. Indeed. It's making my voice horse. Please, horse. When do you ever say something smart? Don't worry, Owl wait. Ouch!! Hawkward!! I'm out of here! You are all Giraffing me crazy!! Alpaca your things. Let minnow when you get there.

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Ain't it a byoot? Ya jus dont see paws like dis ebery day Ai call dis wun Slasher. De leff wun is called Pete. Ai don know why.