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What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.

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Awwdorably Funny Names Given To Pets

Giving a name to your pet is something sacred. It is like naming a child. It's the name you'll be using when you ask them "who's an adorable little baby?", it's the name you'll be yelling when they inevitably do something that they know they're not supposed to do. The name must be chosen with care and with the future in mind... 

Oh, we're kidding, the best pet names are the silliest ones. There is nothing funnier than walking your dog outside and yelling "Beef Stroganoff, don't eat that!" It's perfect. And apparently, our lovely Facebook users have given some of the silliest (strangely food-related) names to their pets, and we just had to share our favorite ones with you.

Facebook comments of funny names given to pets thumbnail includes two Facebook comments 'Human body - Shelley Ashby All my pets have food names. I have 3 cats: Lollipop, Rocky Road and Taco cat. And 2 dogs: Jelly Bean and Strawberry. 14 Like · Reply · Message 2d' and 'Human body - Gayle Robinson I kow of a rooster called Tyrannosaurus Pecks! OD 29 Like · Reply · Message · 2d'
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Viral Tweets Of Funny Names Given To Cats

We, cat owners, know that our cats are majestic beings. They are descendants of great, dangerous, glorious felines. So, of course, we make sure to treat them in a way that is appropriate

We present them with water, food, snacks. We pet them when they want it and get scratched when they don't. But the first thing we do to show our royal cats the respect that they deserve is give them a name - the most regal and majestic- okay, fine, we call them the dumbest things sometimes. 

Beef Stroganoff, Green Bean Casserole, Meowgan Freeman. They're all beautiful, regal and absolutely hilarious. 

tweets about funny names given to cats thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Jennifer Xiao @jxiaoo Dog owners will pick names like max or bailey and cat owners will literally name their cat beef stroganoff 4:58 PM · Mar 27, 2021 · Twitter Web App 34.7K Retweets 4,390 Quote Tweets 297.5K Likes'
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Uncreative But Perfectly Accurate Names Given To Pets (Viral Tweets)

Choosing a name for your pet is not an easy task. It's the name that will stick with them for the rest of their lives, that'll make them come over when you say it (or totally ignore you when you say it if they're a cat). So, you wanna get that name decision right. Or not. 

A bunch of tweets that wet viral show that even the simplest, least inspired, least creative name can be a good one so long as its given by people who care about the pet. TC seems to be a name that people enjoy giving their cats, and guess what it stands for? The Cat. Yup. Simple, accurate, catchy and hidden in plain sight. You'll never suspect what it stands for unless you ask. 

viral tweets of people giving their pets uncreative but accurate names thumbnail includes a picture of a small dog on a couch 'Dog breed - SOLO @Sophia_Lor3n Replying to @AlanMassenburg My dog is called T.D which is short for " Tiny Dog". He has a real name but he answers to TD 5:22 PM Jan 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 98 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 5K Likes'
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Strange Names Given To Pets Twitter Thread Goes Viral

We all have that one (/one hundred) weird name we call our pets. I call my cat "Bellybutton" sometimes, I don't know why or how it happened, but she gets it, the smart kitty. Well, apparently I'm not the only one who gives suuuper strange names to her adorable pets, and twitter has decided to prove it to me. 

It all started with one tweet by @eef_nestor that went viral that stated: "what I call my dog Spencer" followed by some of the most ridiculous names we've ever seen, names that put even my "Bellybutton" to shame. And twitter users jumped in, writing down their own ridiculous pet names with pictures to go with them, and a thread that started with one dog ended up an enormous thread with hundreds of replies that are all endlessly entertaining. 

twitter thread of strange names we give our pets that went viral tweets about dogs cats and a bird thumbnail includes two pictures of a dog and the caption 'Dog - vincent @heycranky Replying to @eef_nestor what i call my spencer (a thread) - speno - SPENCER - hehe puppy'
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Here Are The Most Popular Dog and Cat Names of 2019

Website Rover.com has compiled its annual list of the most popular names of our furry friends by accessing data on millions of cats and dogs in the United States and there is one main conclusion: what people are watching can have a major impact on the names they choose for their pets.



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Animals And Their "Proper" Names

You've probably been saying the names of common animals wrong for years! But no worries, we're here to provide you with the correct names for some of your favorite animals. And by correct, we mean completely and totally wrong..but still really enjoyable.

And how knows, you might leave here with a new name for your favorite animal! 

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Cats At 'Austin Pets Alive!' Have The Funniest Names

Oh man, I was gonna name my next cat "iPad 4!" and here I thought it I was being original! We love a good cat name, but some of these are just plain odd... Unibrow? Regardless, it grabbed our attention! All these adorable cats and more are available for adoption at the Austin Pets Alive shelter in Austin, Texas. Read some of the 'unique' names below:

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Pets With Human Names Are Becoming a Thing

Here's to those who swerve the usual animal names and go somewhere completely different. Nothing is funnier than hearing a human name, expecting a guy, but instead seeing a fluffy doggo running towards you.    

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Cats are meant to have funny names but how many of those funny names will they answer to?  Will they answer to other cat names? What funny names do your cats answer to?


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You Might Want To Steal These Awesome Names Celebrities Gave Their Pets

Check out some of the funny, unique, and sometimes just strange names these stars chose for their furry friends. Via: Cutesy Pooh

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Pets with Human Names Are Taking Over Twitter And We Love It

Sometimes when you're walking down the street and someone nearby shouts, "Brian!" You turn and assume you will see a person... not a dog running towards their owner!! @imamberzoe asked twitter if they named their dog with a human name, and Twitter responded! 

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These Are The Most Popular Dog Names Of 2017

My Dog's name announced the top dog names of 2017, as determined by the 3.2 million new dog owners who used their site so far this year.

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The Internet Hilariously Gives This Animals Different Names

What do you think? Should we stick to the original or go with the new? 

If you want to check out more go to #theinternetnamesanimals

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