Got a new dog? Having trouble picking the perfect name? Want something unique that not many people have? Well you are now in luck! NYC Health has developed a dataset that allows owners to input their pet names or any name and see how many have the same name in NYC. The results were hilarious
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What's in a name, really? An identity? Sometimes a joke that will follow you until you're 6 feet under. Whether your parents had the forethought to name you Ben Dover or Richard Small, sometimes we just wish we could forget about our names. That's what the internet is for though, to dig up those hilarious names that need to be out in the world.
Namimg your cat or dog can be quite challenging...
Via Pleated Jeans
Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
He called you a cur and a mongrel? We'll prosecute under the Hate Crime Statutes
Via Bird and Moon
AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON AFRICAN WILD DOGS! I SAW THEM AT A ZOO HERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND THEY WEREN'T EVEN WILD! THEY WERE SLEEPING! GET IT TOGETHER, "AFRICAN WILD" DOGS!
Ur face looks like a submarine.
