marriage

Even after 5 years of marriage, Steve never ever really listened to what Mary said. If he had, this may have ended differently. I have PMS and a handgun. Any questions? Yeah, why aren't you in the kitchen making me a sandwich?

My wife went to the Shoe Repair store again today

1. Murder Alvin's wife Mary. 2. Marry Alvin. 3. Replace Mary in that portrait.

And ANOTHER thing -

I appreciate when my husband does the laundry, but WHEN will he learn to fold the cats properly?

Mebbe us shud lewk intew teh newer kitteh modelz.

MARRIAGE: AFTER 10 YEARS ALL MYSTERY IS GONE.