lolcat

dis 3D thing iz overrated...

Its awl just fuzzy an weerd lookin. Dis sucks.

BWAAAAA!!! HAA! HA! AHH! HA! OH! OH! YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!

Well ai doan't think is beree funnee.

As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING

Ai follow da rule ob sits...

I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS

Ai has esstremely effectib defens mechanism.

UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!

Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.

What do you mean this isn't a high speed particle accelerator?

Don't try an tell me ai doan't kno mai physics! If dey can find da Higgs Bosun, so can ai!!

Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here

Dis planet is weerd.

I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".

Revenge will taste oh so sweet...