Tiger just discovered that you have to be human to get poolside service.
lolcat
dis 3D thing iz overrated...
BWAAAAA!!! HAA! HA! AHH! HA! OH! OH! YOU IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING
I DO NOT GIVE CUDDLES I GIVE SCARS
UNBELIEVEBEL! EBERY WURD IN DIS DIKTIONAIRY IZ SPELLED WRONG!
Wut primitib, stoopid peeplol to speek such a lowsy, pethetic langwage.
What do you mean this isn't a high speed particle accelerator?
Don't try an tell me ai doan't kno mai physics! If dey can find da Higgs Bosun, so can ai!!
Cat to mission Kontrol there's only stupid humans down here
I can see tomorrow's headline: "Cat Flattens Owner With Steamroller".
The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!
After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.
I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.
You just got in there? Perfect. I'm hungry.
I will punch you in the throat
Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.
Iz livn de dweem
