lolcat

The dog is here for dinner? GOOD! I love dogs!! They taste just like chicken!

Mmmmmmm tastes liek victory.

After the arms transplant I've had no problem using the can opener.

Good thing dat other hooman didn't suspekt a thing...

I told you to remove these. They're a nuisance.

Nao kneel.

You just got in there? Perfect. I'm hungry.

At leest its nawt me in dere!

I will punch you in the throat

One should never cross an angry cat.

Dollar store creme rinse. Ya gets what ya pays for.

Srsly, stop laffing. GUISE. STOP LAFFING.

Iz livn de dweem

It cuddent get annee beddur dan dis.

Oh, goody, you're home. Which means the assassins have failed yet again.

Dark an dangeruss bizness is wut ai deal.

Tell Muddr Soopereor derz a dri cleenr at teh dor. He wantz tu no if we has enny durty habitz.

Nun's da wurd.

My owner enjoyz looking at teh LOLcat site...

aww dun b so sad, kittehs r owr fwends!

I can kill you with my brain

Fiyr-fly? River, is dat u?

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I HAS A CONSTIPATION

Why can't i eskape dis feeling?!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

I live in da hood.

Sumtynes I lib ON it.

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

don mess wif meh i haz a feerce

Ai'll show yoo 'conflikt resolooshun'!

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Check owt sum other classic LOLcats heer!

View the original here.

GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

Let's hab a moovie nite!