i has a hotdog

HEY! We look like twins! And you didn't even need a costume!

Too Long Didn't Read

Being an ostrich Doing Quite well!

playn fetch wif goggie. Doin it rong!

HOME DEFENSE MODE ACTIVATED

Can't tell if dog walking horse or horse walking dog.

THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

This is why you are no longer invited to speak at "show-and-tell" anymore human

duck duck duck dog

THE ONLY THING THE NAVY DID FOR ME WAS MAKE ME CUTER

i am regifteded

I LICKED MY NUTS AND THEN YOUR FACE THANK YOU!

I'm a taco Eat me

HELLO YES, THIS IS DOG

RING RING RING, HELLO?!

I feeling kinda thorny.

Bad Kids Cut their own switches Bad dogs fill their own baths.