i has a hotdog

B**CH, I'M FABULOUS

I'm choking you With my mindz

BAMF

CANADIAN COAST GUARD

DAYM SHAWTY GOT A DONK

It wuz luv at furst durr

SUDDENLY HEAD BONK. (Labrador)

Yeah, well about that picnic you packed...you needed to go on a diet anyway. (German Shepherd)

GRYFFINDOG

Save the squeek. Save the world.

Your mother wuz a hamster... ...and your father smelt of elderberries.

Why have you trapped my people?

IT GIVES US SNACKS OR IT GETS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN.

Sup gurl can I haz your numbuz

dog is my co-pilot

Lift with your legs