i has a hotdog

I DUNNO LOL

I'm gonna be a pirate. Can't afford an eye patch, though . . .

Look at me! I'm a Potato!

u wearz too much makeup I fix it

oh noez! u luk skary either wai!!

Herpidy derpity derp

YOU CAN TELL BY THE WAY I USE MY WALK, I'M A WOMANS MAN.... NO TIME TO TALK.

goggy has bad dreams I make dem bedder

u is a nicer kitteh den da one ai got!

I'm ready for my Date!

so many lolz... so littel time!

I GIVE THE DUDES HIGH FIVE DUDES LOVES HIGH FIVE

Leave me 'lone. I have arfrytus.

I cut you.

Sir, does your face always look like that? Cause it's sorta scary.

Kiss DIS!

turn my swag on

HA HA HA NO.