Help...
Halp! Srsly halp!
O hai! Ai wuz bungie jumping! Help!
dis wuz nawt wun ob mai bettur ideerz...
QUESTION: Where am I going?
halp! I'z not a dot!
HELPS TREE EATN MEH
GO ON.. WITHOUT ME
HALP!!! HAAALP!!! I haz a Don King!!!
SAVE YOURSELVES! NO COME BACK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY DON'T BE STUPID AND PICK ME UP HEROICLY. COME BAAACCKKK.
HALP! AHBOMINUHBL SNOHMAN GONNA GETS MEH!
HALP!! ALIEN TENTICKLES!
HALP ME!!! He's standin on me tale!!
Yah, yah, I see ya over there, splashin' an makin' a scene. "Halp halp I'm drowning!" Pffft. Drama queen.