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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

a series of funny dinosaur memes | thumbnail includes text saying 'During the filming of Jurassic Park (1993), T-Rex was known to sweat profusely as it was his first major role in 55 million years'

Dynamic Dinosaur Memes and Tweets

Dino-riffic!
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a list of funny cat tweets from this week | thumbnail includes a tweet saying ' Is there anything funnier than when a cozy cat or dog suddenly heaves a big SIGH like dude what could possibly be the matter'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 26, 2021)

Hissterical Tweets
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a funny twitter thread about cats training their humans to do things| thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'My best girl learned that if she meowed very loudly from another room that I would literally run to her to make sure she was ok. If I didn't come fast enough, she would workshop the meows until it worked, sounding more and more injured'

Cats Training Their Hoomans: Hissterical Twitter Thread

To cats, we're all just two-legged babies.
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a funny twitter thread about identical cats | thumbnail includes text 'Once my mom called home to let me know our gray cat had been hit by a car. Luckily she saw it happen and rushed him to the vet. It was pretty bad, but after hours of operating, they thought he was going to pull through. Hours? That was weird, I thought, since... Long story short, my mom shelled out nearly a thousand dollars in vet bills for some random cat.'

Man Realizes He's Been Played By Four Identical Cats

Dopplegangers Unite.
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22 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left lizard couple meme "when ur telling ur grandparents about ur job and they have no clue what ur talking bout but they're supportive" thumbnail right bird sitting on phone displaying twitter "11:43 Tweet toomanycarz @toomanycarz There is literally a bird sitting on my phone as I tweet this. It's tweeting 11:42 28 Jul 21 Twitter for Android &View Tweet activity"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

It's a mid week treat
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wholesome and funny animal memes and tweets - thumbnail of duck castle meme and a tweet about a cat calling dibs on bedroom | Do want good or bad news first? Wife: Bad Our duck is gonna need bigger castle Wife don't have duck About DUCKIE'S KINGDOM | Olivia Asis @Olivia_As_Is My roommate moved out and my cat called dibs.

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Very much needed
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tweets about cows getting stuck in things | thumbnail includes a picture of a cow stuck behind a pipe and one tweet 'Window - stuck cows only @wagyurach ... Here she is. my least favourite cow on the farm: 1:18 AM - Nov 19, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 1,636 Retweets 340 Quote Tweets 21.7K Likes'

Tweets Of Goofy Cows Getting Stuck: They Are Okay, Just Having A Bad Day

Mistakes have been made.
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16 animal tweets | thumbnail tweet "is there anything funnier than when a cozy cat or dog suddenly heavens a big sigh like dude would could possibly be the matter"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

Your weekly treat has arrived
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a story from twitter about a cat who decided she prefers her owner's roommate | thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'My housemate has a cat and is always complaining about her, despite the fact that she's very affectionate and adorable. He gets annoyed that she goes out at night and doesn't come back until morning, which isn't true; she's in bed with me, getting all the cuddles she deserves.'

Storytime: Man 'Steals' His Roommate's Cat For Nightly Cuddles

He's been catnapped.
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women on twitter claim men should not own cats, the internet claps back | thumbnail includes two tweets saying 'ladies would you date a dude with a cat?' and 'I don't know. it just seems soft. Like I'd expect him to pee sitting down or something.'

Twitter Claps Back At Women Who Claim Men Shouldn't Own Cats

They said what???
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a list of funny cat tweets from this week | thumbnail includes a tweet saying 'here he is, my foolish little cat sleeping on too-small corner backpack while his bed heats up he sits lies empty literally four inches away from his ass'

This Week's Most Supurrb Cat Tweets (November 19, 2021)

Hissterical Tweets
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a compilation of funny cat memes on the internet | thumbnail includes text saying 'take me to the fridge tiny human' and also 'I took film classes from a Czech guy who was like "when I was in my country I make movie about cat who wear sunglasses, and he shows people true feelings" and years later I saw it and it kicks ass. It's called The Cat Who Wore Sunglasses.'

Halfway To Caturday: Cat Memes And Tweets

Hissterical cat memes and tweets!
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22 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left dinosaur tweet "Father Drinks McGee: Necromanc... ... @drinksmcgee The Flamingo was the only natural predator of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. 7:04 PM · 1/21/21 · Twitter for Android" thumbnail right cat meme "My cat is afraid of baths so in order to get him into one I have to fill it with rubber ducks"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

Memes tweets and everything in between
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a funny twitter thread with users showing images of how to tell they have a cat without showing the cat | thumbnail includes two images of kitty carnage and the caption 'tell me you have a cat without telling me you have a cat'

Hoomans Show Hiss-terical Ways To Tell Whether Someone Has A Pet Cat

"I haven't pooped alone in years."
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funny tweets about cats moms and the difficulties of pregnancy | thumbnail includes a picture of a cat with a bunch of kittens all over it and one tweet 'Product - Shawna B @theproestdwarf One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood. 8:05 PM Nov 13, 2021 - Twitter Web App 19.3K Retweets 468 Quote Tweets 117K Likes'

Twitter Thread: Cats Who Are Unprepared For The Realities Of Parenthood

Is anyone ever really prepared?
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a list of funny tweets about cats using their humans as walking arms | thumbnail includes two tweets that say 'just realized l'm my cat's rich friend' and 'Let's be honest. You're that cat's personal assistant'

Twitter Thread: Cats Using Their Hoomans As ATMs

Since when do cats have friends?
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