funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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twitter thread woman walked in on boyfriend grating cheese into dog's mouth | thumbnail tweet " I just walked into the kitchen to discover my boyfriend grating cheese directly into the dog's mouth"

Twitter Thread: Woman Catches Boyfriend Grating Cheese Directly Into Their Dog's Mouth

a twitter thread about cat food shortages globally | thumbnail includes text saying 'My wise wife just noted that the cat food shortage in the grocery stores is not actually a shortage of cat food, but a shortage of the food *cats happen to like", which is not only the most cat thing ever, but the very definition of a First World Problem.'

Hiss-terical Twitter Thread: Cats Refusing To Eat New Food Brands

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the funniest cat tweets from this week on twitter | thumbnail includes tweet with text saying 'What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat.'

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25 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left dog tweet "my boy free" dog with police, thumbnail right dog with glasses and on whiteboard "not all dogs are good boys because some are good girls"

25 Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

18 otter tweets | thumbnail image of two otters swimming together tweet "Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo Couples that swim together, stay together otterly adorable Sugar & Wesley swim session! Otters are the only aquatic members of the weasel family. Another Michelle Peters 12:02 PM · Feb 14, 2022 · Hootsuite Inc."

The Most Otterly Adorable Otter Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2022)

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20 funniest dog tweets from the internet this week | thumbnail includes text saying 'Guy looking at dog: "What is he?" Dog's owner: “He's a scorpio." Guy looking at dog: “No, what breed is he." '

Funniest Dog Tweets From 'Real Overheard LA'

17 animal memes and tweets | thumbnail left bird nest tweet, five baby birds, thumbnail right man holding cat in baby bjorn on chest "always nice seeing a single dad taking care of his kid"

Mid-Week Animal Memes And Tweets For The Soul

13 tweets cat training advice | thumbnail blue background text tweet "BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan SERIOUS QUESTION: How the hell do I stop my cat from climbing onto the dining room table? She is defiant AF. 1:29 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter Web App"

Twitter User Seeks Cat Training Advice After His Cat Develops Penchant For Dining Room Table

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11 twitter text images | thumbnail background image of giant rat poster at carnival, tweet text "@Chinchillazlla when I was a kid, I paid $1 to see "the world's largest rat!" at a carnival. went inside and it was just a capybara, which I announced to everyone. got kicked out of the giant rat tent just for knowing my animals 6:53 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter for Android 11K Retweets 477 Quote Tweets 213.8K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Carnival Promotes Giant Rat Viewing, Woman Kicked Out For Revealing Dupery

funny tweets about pet rent thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Lena ... @banalplay Hmph. I guess I will take my money and my comically obese cats someplace else! Cats Allowed $40 Monthly Pet Rent $250 Fee • 300 lb Weight Limit • 2 Pet Limit 12:07 AM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter Web App 947 Retweets 65 Quote Tweets 17K Likes'

Funny Tweets About The Ridiculousness Of Pet Rent

Mariel Ruvinsky

a funny twitter thread about humans spending valentines day with their cats | thumbnail includes text saying 'Shoutout to all people calling their cat their valentine this year'

Twitter Thread: Humans And Their Cats Celebrating Valentines Day Together

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viral tweets about Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott naming their baby Wolf | thumbnail includes a screenshot of Instagram and a meme of Kylie Jenner with a baby wolf and one tweet 'Facial expression - kira ' ... @kirawontmiss stormi and now wolf ?? they trying to build the x-men O Pop Crave @PopCrave Feb 11 Kylie Jenner reveals the name of her and Travis Scott's baby boy: "Wolf Webster kyliejenner 9m From Create Mode> AVIS SCO K MOM I CAM NEA WOLF WEBSTER POP CRAVE 8:12'

The Internet Reacts To Kylie Jenner And Travis Scott Naming Their Baby Boy Wolf (Viral Tweets)

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13 animal tweets | thumbnail image of dog statue rubbed gold, tweet text "Lord of Leisure @FourFourths Just thinking of this sculpture of a dog which has a golden glow from thousands of people petting it over hundreds of years. 12:22 PM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone"

Weekly Treat: Funniest And Overall Best Animal Tweets

13 tweets, twitter thread cats in houses of strangers | thumbnail image of cat peeking out of bathtub, tweet text "Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat. 5:22 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 35.8K Retweets 2,945 Quote Tweets 459.9K Likes"

Non-Cat-Owning Twitter Users Share Their Most Ridiculously Funny 'That's Not My Cat' Moments

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memes and tweets relatable to cat owners | thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - Pinned Tweet Casey Grim @aCoupleofN3rds · Jan 24 Me, asleep in bed: *slightly adjusts leg* My cats: the energy became incredibly hostile here? I'm just gonna go...would rather sleep on the couch than deal with ur disrespect. 11 27 429 1.2K Show this thread'

Funny Moments Any Cat-Parent Can Understand (Memes And Tweets)

Mariel Ruvinsky

14 dog themed tweets | thumbnail blue background text "Jim Tews @jimtews My dog is named "Rue" after Rue McClanahan, but a lot of people think she's named after Rue on Euphoria. Please, I'm a 40 year old man. It'd be weird if I named my dog after a highly sexualized teenager. She's named after a highly sexualized senior citizen, thank you. 9:41 AM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App 3,606 Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 78.5K Likes"

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This kitten had no pulse, no cry, no strength—now she’s a loud, bossy ball of love who owns the couch

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'It's really not ok for her to get cats for herself without my permission': Divorced dad with cat allergies claws back after ex adopts two felines, fueling family feud

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'I love him but she’s been with me through everything': Newly moved in boyfriend demands girlfriend rehome her cat, calling it a “compromise” that turns into claws-out conflict over loyalty and love

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'How dare you!': Karen neighbor captures owner's healthy cat and refuses to give it back, she then calls animal control only for them to prove she's making a fool of herself

'How dare you!': Karen neighbor captures owner's healthy cat and refuses to give it back, she then calls animal control only for them to prove she's making a fool of herself

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