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Thanks for making yourself useful, Chair!

After a wild Memorial Day party in Buffalo, Chair was found broken and destitute amongst the old railroad right of way. Don't end it this way, Chair!

A sliver of sunlight, a pillow for your back, and your stories. Life is perfect.

If only all signals could be made so bluntly.

Clutching her beloved Raggedy Ann doll and whispering a tearful farewell, Chair stepped off the balcony. Neglected since the family got a new grill and upscale outdoor seating, Chair felt her days of usefulness were over. Thankfully the landlord righted her and gave her new life as patio seating.

You said you want a chair your kid can't rock back onto two legs, you never said you wanted it to be attractive.

Check the room for prints, I have a feeling there's a big one nearby.

Shop Vac and Chair just had a deep talk. SV has decided that this relationship is just a little too one-sided with all this I-clean-the-dust-off-of-you-but-what-do-I-get. It's tough on Chair.