chair

Try saying that title ten times fast!

This lady pulls all my strings.

Chair is going to miss his internet fame. Here he is reacting to the news that Lovely Listing will soon be no more.

Nope, I don't want to talk to you, I'm gonna go sit on my raft!

If chair had just had a friend with him, maybe this catastrophe could have been avoided.

Want to be surrounded by your favorite books?

Bookcases reporting for duty, ready to deploy, Sir! Wait, there's no one in the captain's chair.

Chair is feeling a little carsick. I know that feel, Chair.

Don't you hate how there always seems to be someone around when you trip and fall on your face?

No no no, not lakeFRONT. LakeTOP. You've got your sealegs, yes? This bright, airy home is perfect for you.

The trampoline made Chair very dizzy.

Sit at your own risk. Your sanity is at stake.

Looking fierce, chairs! This is gonna be the best Vogue spread ever!

Thank you, stylish giant spider, for weaving an awesome chair for me!

Who needs a boring ol' Adirondak chair in the yard when you could combine forces with an ineffectual sentry!

What are you setting me up for, Chair?