The tip top is of course for heady material like Simone de Beauvoir and Calvin and Hobbes.

Am I drunk? I keep bumping into walls. Oh god my vertigo.

Just how many people do you expect to hang out in this room at once?

My pirate themed dining room is nearly complete! Where can I get a plank for my table?

If there's one director who I'll allow to design and curate my library it's Wes Anderson. Has anyone seen Moonrise Kingdom yet?

It sounds awesome in here, and the bassist with IBS can multitask during practice!

Spectacular views, high risk of fatal cardiovascular events.

I don't think I could live in a house with this. The MAS*H theme song going through my head continuously would drive me insane.

How can you be expected to impress anyone with your awesome library if it's so tall they can't even see it?

If you live on waterfront property and have an extra $50,000 laying around, have I ever got a useless extravagance for you!

Is it weird that the floor tom is my favorite musical instrument? I love that nice flat boom. If I were a giant, I'd smack on this house with a tree hoping it made the same sound.

I just wanna know how someone can have so many red books! I must examine my collection for color themes now.

Smart, the color makes me want to barf so I'm losing weight every day!

Tim Gunn would be proud of such an elegant workaround.

Do you really have to stand there and supervise it? You'll make it nervous!

A stack of Jenga tiles on one end, a bunch of balloons holding up the other. It's like childhood exemplified!