The neighbors' aggression has psychically transferred to the plants!

Can't decide on a rug? Just paint ugly crap all over your floor!

Fido has found the perfect spot to curl up with a good book. You can sit on his lap if you like.

What, did you like light a human on fire every day for years or something? Those stains are incredible!

This is the perfect place to talk on the phone. I'll create doodle masterpieces!

Eclecticism à la Melange!!

Hey man, you've got a few titles stuck in your teeth.

It's good to aim high. Someday you'll save up enough for that queen sized mattress!

Waste not, want not, amirite?

What more do you need in a bedroom than a bed, really? All you're really gonna do in there is sleep.

One room, two rooms, totally different decor! This is pretty much my dream space.

Living here, you'll never want to move. It would take forever anyway.

That wobbly tree branch scaffolding is sure to help.

She locked me out in the rain!

Thanks for making yourself useful, Chair!

Thank goodness it's one of a kind. Can you imagine a world in which these abominations are mass-produced?