couch

please be silent.i'm listening for a heartbeat.it's not looking good.i think this couch has just about expired.

Gud riddens to bad couches, ai say.

No worries feng shui kitten fix it

Much bettar flow nao.

Not quite bad enough for the basement, or good enough for the ceiling... Randall had to settle for Couch Cat.

Ai hab eyes onlee foar you, couch.

The detailing on dis couch fabrik is amazing!!!

Ai think ai'll stay heer for a while!

FACECOUCH For when your fail is so big, a simple facepaw would not suffice.

itz alsew a commun reakshun 2 mondayz.

found new entrance to narnia Aslan says Hi

wai u no tell meh dat we iz relaytid?

Please. There's the whole floor for you to sit on.

but dat meenz u haz 2 find teh floor nawt secund...

COUCH DIVING

ai prefurz cowch sleepin, purrsonalee.

u hoominz... r so messy

kittehz r neet-freekz in comparisun!

The Milk Dud. It will be mine.

gimme all ur candeez!

Can we just write the pizza guy a CHECK? I only found 75 cents in there... and someplace called "Narnia"...

Awl money is good for is foods and getting lost in cowches.