couch

Fresh liek a clean Septemburr breeze.

If I keep my eyes closed, maybe the dog won't see me

Must... keep... purrfecly still...

Okay, who put the couch over my portal to the underworld?

Its hard bein a basement cat sumtymes.

REAL MEN WEAR CATS

No shame, man! No shame!

"The 2012 Olympics will continue after the break." "And now a word from McDonalds."

AI LUB DEE OLYMPICS!!!!!

I ended up in the Taffy Puller, that's what the heck happened.

Yoo too can be Longcat!

WALKIN .. I DOES IT WRONG?

Surely dere is an eesier way...?

burds of a fethur chill togethur

Lazy is both an art and a science.

As long as u BELIEVE in urself YOU CAN FIT INTO ANYTHING

Ai follow da rule ob sits...

THE SOFA IS NOT COMFY ENOUGH

Comfort is reluhtib.

LOVIN' MY CRUISE ON THE S.S. COUCH

Nao dis is mai kind ob travel.

Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.

Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?

Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!

I've heard of having skeletons in your closet. But having them on your sofa? That's a new one.

Dis is kind ob a scaree sofa.

Today is a great day for not caring

Look at awl da cares ai gib.

Help...

Halp! Srsly halp!