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annoy clean couch fur human pet store role reversal vacuum - 5959743744
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Hoomans. Teh guy at teh et stoor sed teh was eezy to take care ob. Dey will cleen ups aftar demselvs, he sez. Yah rite.

Ugh and dere furs awr sew gross.

couch dirty dust bunny god gross religion sacrifice worship - 6249484800
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Dis you know that there is a whole civilization of dust bunnies under the couch that think I am the earthly incarnation of their god?

Finully, ai get da respect ai desurv!

couch dead skeleton sofa - 6193107968
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I've heard of having skeletons in your closet. But having them on your sofa? That's a new one.

Dis is kind ob a scaree sofa.