best of the week

In da near foochur you needz to buyz bigga paw warmer thingee. Dis one iz gettin too thmall.

Becuz rite nao ai do nawt fitz.

You said,"Cheese." Where's the Cheese?

Please to nawt hab nasty slices, tho.

There was a 50/50 chance that Nipper's body would reject the leg graft. We're all rootin' for him.

Da good news is dat its onlee slightly notisable...

YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT

Ssssssssooooooooo... a murrmaid??

HIC Dese martini holders iz ahsum!

Ai'll hab a martini, up. Hic.

Cat nap-kin

Sweet dweams, kitteh.

Invisible Rollercoaster

Ai is an adrennalin junkee.

idiot you know nothing of my culture

Yoo awr completely inconsidderate.

See?!? This is how my litter box smells! Not exactly roses, now, is it?

Dis situashun stinks.

This empty nest syndrome of yours is getting a little out of hand.

Mom juss wants to feel needed, dats awl.

Be careful..On hot summer days, note that the melting point of cats is about 105.6 degrees.

Ai'm melting! Ai'm melting!

I swam through water to bring you this. You better like it.

Hope ur a fan ob whatever dis is.

Tried stalking you on Facebook Ur boring

Ai can stalk maiself frum nao on, ai guess.

I iz happier dan I ebber bin in my WHOLE LIFE . All five weeks ob it!

Ah, da whimsy ob da young.

Hold still. I'm practicing my zombying.

Gud thing ai prepared foar dis.

Dey sed tu follow ur dreams So ai go back tu bed.

Mai dreams hab been acheeved! Zzzzzzzz...