You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
GO AHEAD ... POUR MILK ON ME I'LL SNAP YOUR LIMBS CRACKLE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND POP YOU IN THE NOSE
GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.
The wurd is perv; p - e - r - v, perv. Speekin of witch, if u dunt ungloo u eyez frum mah hoomins bewbs, I will skratch dem owt, kai?
Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.
Get outta mai cup, kiddo, before I maek u a slappacino.
Upload into my food bowl Or I'll download in the coffee pot
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