WHY YES, I COULD HAV EFOUND A MORE INCONVENIENT PLACE TO LAY DOWN. DON'T TEST ME, MORTAL.

Yeah, well Alice can bite me!

Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.

I know kung-fu. and I'm not afraid to use it.

You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

GO AHEAD ... POUR MILK ON ME I'LL SNAP YOUR LIMBS CRACKLE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND POP YOU IN THE NOSE

GEICO Buy our car insurance and nobody gets hurt.