Don't think I won't do it.
Need we remember the horrors of this past Halloween?
... seven threats-a-threatening!
Six sneaky kittens!
FIIIIIIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN VET BIIIIIIILLS
Four two-ply rolls!
Three-letter swear words!
Two broken bulbs!
And a LOLcat stuck in a treeeee!
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