U gonna karve him?? Teh Grate Punkin gonna sue u for damajing wun ob hiz minionz.
THAT'S RITE!! Da sine on da doer sez "TRESSPASSERS WILL BE VIOLATED!" 'nd I meen it, too.
You can't hide for long
WHY YES, I COULD HAV EFOUND A MORE INCONVENIENT PLACE TO LAY DOWN. DON'T TEST ME, MORTAL.
Yeah, well Alice can bite me!
Aftr teh day I has had... dat bettr be ur noz.
I know kung-fu. and I'm not afraid to use it.
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