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The wurd is perv; p - e - r - v, perv. Speekin of witch, if u dunt ungloo u eyez frum mah hoomins bewbs, I will skratch dem owt, kai?
Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.
Get outta mai cup, kiddo, before I maek u a slappacino.
Upload into my food bowl Or I'll download in the coffee pot
I told you Jehovah's Witnesses FIVE times already... DON'T KNOW ON MY DOOR!
It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.
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