I prefer 3-ply, btw...

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You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!

Your Cereal Has Gone Feral

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GO AHEAD ... POUR MILK ON ME I'LL SNAP YOUR LIMBS CRACKLE YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND POP YOU IN THE NOSE

*UNDAHSTOOD, D - O - R - K, DORK?*

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The wurd is perv; p - e - r - v, perv. Speekin of witch, if u dunt ungloo u eyez frum mah hoomins bewbs, I will skratch dem owt, kai?

Well, hello there,

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Well, hello there, Mr. burglar. For your information: I have a loaded cat and I'm not afraid to use it.

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