It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.
One more Jabba reference and I will lay on your face while you sleep.
Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.
The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.
just try it, fuzznuts...
You have some overdue library books We're gonna need those back now.
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