You Daft Human Ranger...

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You Daft Human Ranger...
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It's my turn to be Dungeon Master. Why would I give that up to be your 'animal companion'? Now drop it or I'll add a dragon with a grudge against you to the scenario.

Painting my claws

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Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.

wait...what?

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The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.