Kin yu gyz shuddup? I'z awn teh foan!

Palm reader kitteh sees a can opener in your future

Mr. Bergman--- Your chess opponent is here...

I'm so s-sorry you had to suffer through that Justin Beiber concert.

The doilies are a nice touch, but you're going to have a hard time explaining their presence to your proctologist.

U noez, we neber gon finish fixin da roof if u keepz fawlin awf.

therapist kitteh offers massage and ackupuncture