Crying over spilled milk

at leest dis meenz u getz 2 cleen it up!

BECAUSE I CAN

Can't heer yur rules Earz too small

No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.

I always line dry mine so he smells like sunshine

WHY BILL GATES IS A BILLIONAIRE HE KNEW THAT IF AN ORANGE CAT COULD PLAY SOLITAIRE, SO COULD MILLIONS OF WINDOZE USERS!

Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.