Crying over spilled milk
at leest dis meenz u getz 2 cleen it up!
BECAUSE I CAN
Can't heer yur rules Earz too small
No, you hang up I not got teh fingers.
I always line dry mine so he smells like sunshine
WHY BILL GATES IS A BILLIONAIRE HE KNEW THAT IF AN ORANGE CAT COULD PLAY SOLITAIRE, SO COULD MILLIONS OF WINDOZE USERS!
Only YOU understand me, Mr. Squiffles! Which is why I had to kill the rest of them.
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