i prefer the quilted northern. it doesn't stick to my teeth like charmin does.
HURRICANE? NO, SILLY, WE LIVE IN ALASKA... IT WAS THE VIKINGS.
It's called an illusion, Michael! A trick is something a dog does for biscuits.
There was a very good reason y Fuzy'z operas were always free.
Ok, so I'm grumpy. All I need now is a reason why.
"I know it's wrong to be so into the neighbors' divorce. But their choice of projectiles is fascinating."
Your intentions are good and I appreciate your missionary zeal but I'm just not interested in your dogma.