U kan hab teh railroadz. Ai getz moshun sikness. Gimme teh utilities cuz ai likes teh warmz.
this is why the label says dry clean only
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?
This. This right here is why your species will die out.
What??? It was obstructing my view while I was hiding.
I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.
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