U kan hab teh railroadz. Ai getz moshun sikness. Gimme teh utilities cuz ai likes teh warmz.

this is why the label says dry clean only

Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?

This. This right here is why your species will die out.

What??? It was obstructing my view while I was hiding.

I CAN'T GET MARRIED TODAY. I STILL HAVE 8 LIVES TO LIVE.