You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
"I'm counting backwards from 10. But I'm so pissed right now I can tell I'm gonna need negative numbers."
You need to enunciate your words... it's "cactus" not "catnip"!
Janice could no longer deny her need for glasses.
I NEED PICTURES. PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN.
Ok, so I'm grumpy. All I need now is a reason why.
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