Mr. Piano Man might need a few lessons. Keeps getting kittehs for tips.

I NEED DIS I NEED DIS OH GOD I NEED DIS

Iz it rly a need, kitteh? Or juss a want?

Dude, ya gotta stop doin' drugs. Now put me down and I'll go get your camera.

How long I gotta holdz dis pose while you paintz me?

an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...

Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!

You don't need to open Pandora's Box It will open all by itself