I don't even need all these I already control everything around here
Mr. Piano Man might need a few lessons. Keeps getting kittehs for tips.
I NEED DIS I NEED DIS OH GOD I NEED DIS
Iz it rly a need, kitteh? Or juss a want?
Dude, ya gotta stop doin' drugs. Now put me down and I'll go get your camera.
How long I gotta holdz dis pose while you paintz me?
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...