How long I gotta holdz dis pose while you paintz me?
an den frodo an da sebben dwarfs simply walked into mordor srsly, yuz gonna haf to lern tu read...
Hey! Opin up! Ai gotta uuz teh boks!
You don't need to open Pandora's Box It will open all by itself
You're going to have to put a new roll on there sometime... and when you do, I'll be waiting!
"I'm counting backwards from 10. But I'm so pissed right now I can tell I'm gonna need negative numbers."
You need to enunciate your words... it's "cactus" not "catnip"!