Paints meh like wun ob ur fwench fwies! Gurls? Oh. Well, dat'll wurk, I guess.

At first, ai wuz liek An den teh nip hit!!!!

Its not like baby teef You dont have a second set

dis no luk like dizneeland but u say so, n ai trustiz u

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR NARCOLEPTIC GIRLS

im like planking or wateber

Da kid spens elebenty hunded hours buildin dis. Da least iz cud do iz pwetend i likes it.