im like planking or wateber
Da kid spens elebenty hunded hours buildin dis. Da least iz cud do iz pwetend i likes it.
"I'm self-employed. But I still feel like violating the dress code sometimes."
You like my sweater? Thank you! I grew it myself.
Ders nuttin lyke fallin asleep wit a gud book
The carnage... it pleases me.
Look. Just surrender the hamster. He doesn't even LIKE you. He told me.