"I'm self-employed. But I still feel like violating the dress code sometimes."

You like my sweater? Thank you! I grew it myself.

Ders nuttin lyke fallin asleep wit a gud book

The carnage... it pleases me.

Look. Just surrender the hamster. He doesn't even LIKE you. He told me.

Wut ifs ebberyfing iz an ilwusion, nd nuffin exists ? Cans i still hab dis box ? i weally like it.

So, hao did u like teh Tofu burger?