"I'm self-employed. But I still feel like violating the dress code sometimes."
You like my sweater? Thank you! I grew it myself.
Ders nuttin lyke fallin asleep wit a gud book
The carnage... it pleases me.
Look. Just surrender the hamster. He doesn't even LIKE you. He told me.
Wut ifs ebberyfing iz an ilwusion, nd nuffin exists ? Cans i still hab dis box ? i weally like it.
So, hao did u like teh Tofu burger?
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