...I liek turtles.
speshully teh wunz dat haz teh forse!
I was the first to like this post.
but ai duznt liek it az much as a skratchin post...
This Is Warmer Then Teh Laptop
itz alsew warmer den ur mudder-in-law.
Hmm...you smell suspiciously like a sweater...
plz 2 nawt mayk meh wayr u...
maybe I seez wy yumanz likes dis
plz 2 tayk frum bebbeh an gibz 2 meh?
LIKE A PAWS
Over-eating can lead to serious health problems ... Like sudden and inexplicable blindness