The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.
did u sey dachshund?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
I'm a pwofessional gwump. I take my job vewy sewious.
ai heer dat jawb offurz a grayt retiremint pakkaj!
Spokeskitteh for fabric softener lost job Wouldn't let go of prop
itz kind ob a lubz or haytz scent, rly.
Jimbo took a job as a Maneki Neko at the local five n dime
u kan neber haz 2 much luk wen der iz basement kittehs arownd.
For some reason SPOTS had always wanted to be a PINACTOLOGIST.
With the economic slow-down and tough times, Jeffrey occasionally took side-jobs as a pneucatic door closer.
cat hair on everything My job here is finished
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