I'm a plumber I plumb fings
What kinds ob fings, yoo ask?Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!
I'z gettin to old
For tis jobz
DO I LIKE MY JOB AS A SHEEP DOG? I DON'T KNOW. AT THE MOMENT, I'M ON THE FENCE!
omg ur so punny!
Get a Job they said. Free pizza they said...
meybe u need 2 luk 4 a betr job, leik dis 1.
The main job of a dachshund owner? Restoring the ears to factory settings.
did u sey dachshund?
Cyoot puppehs and funneh goggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!
Hoping to Get Business Cat's Internship
Ai am a vurry hard wurker!
Switchboard Operator Kitteh is just phoning it in.
Its a hard lief foar a wurking cat.