Hmm, only needed four steps to do the job.

Note to self: during job interview "drawing blood from unsuspecting laps" is not a good "greatest strength" answer

just doing mah job holdin' ur floor down

Had to give up the monorail job, no benefits. This one has health care and a retirement plan.

Yah, itz a big job but somebudyz gotta do it

Well, wit mai liberal arts major, what did U expect???

I'm awesome at dis. I deserve a raiz.