We know you were there, just tell us why.

You realize it's just the same 26 letters being rearranged, don't you?

Light travels faster dan sound. ....dis is whi sum people appear bright until yew hear dem speak

Sorry I'm late, sir. I had a photoshoot over at Memebase.

Sorry for the mess... I wanted a nap And the Ming vase was in the way...

SO THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PULL IT UNLESS YOU'RE IN THE WATER...

Painting my claws pretty colors was a complete waste of time 'cause nobody's gonna see them after they're covered in your blood.