*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*

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*NO, THAT'S NOT WHY YOUR GUESTS LEFT EARLY.*
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Notice how people start yawning, whenever you speak? You do realize, it's NOT because they're tired, right?

"I know it's wrong

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"I know it's wrong to be so into the neighbors' divorce. But their choice of projectiles is fascinating."