What??? It was obstructing my view while I was hiding.
No,no,no officer, it's not nip, it's pot... Just ask my room mate Cheech Cheech ain't here!
What's the fuss about? The kid's asleep!
HURRICANE? NO, SILLY, WE LIVE IN ALASKA... IT WAS THE VIKINGS.
I ATE THEM FOR BACK RENT AND REPOSSESSED THE PROPERTY FOR MY OWN USES
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