long story short your out of toilet paper

..... and they pop out of the ground. So son this is where kittens come from

Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!

that's how babies are made?!

Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?

No not right now human... I'm busy being a cat

Ai haz a motocycle unner here. Mah helmet iz jus' too big.