Just tryin to karpet da baffroom Floor iz kold.
long story short your out of toilet paper
..... and they pop out of the ground. So son this is where kittens come from
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
that's how babies are made?!
Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?
No not right now human... I'm busy being a cat