long story short your out of toilet paper
..... and they pop out of the ground. So son this is where kittens come from
Wait! I don't wanna hurt ya! I'm just so lonely!
that's how babies are made?!
Why?...um...'cause ur byootiful enuff u dun need all dis?
No not right now human... I'm busy being a cat
Ai haz a motocycle unner here. Mah helmet iz jus' too big.
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