please don't make me wear that collar with the little bell again. i feel much more civilized like this.
Recommend an anger management refresher for employees. The incidences of hissy fits are on the rise.
Sir! Excuse me, but... referring to me as "Pretty Kitty Fluffy Butt" does indeed violoate this company's Sexual Harassment Policy
JOHNSON!! Ms. Whiskers is on Maternity Leave! You are going to need to sit on twice as many stacks of paper per day to pick up the slack!
Johnson, clear my schedule there's yarn on the floor