Sir! Excuse me, but... referring to me as "Pretty Kitty Fluffy Butt" does indeed violoate this company's Sexual Harassment Policy
JOHNSON!! Ms. Whiskers is on Maternity Leave! You are going to need to sit on twice as many stacks of paper per day to pick up the slack!
We've identified the cause of low productivity in Shipping and Receiving. As soon as employees unpack a box, they take a nap in it.
Johnson, clear my schedule there's yarn on the floor
IT called We have to stop chewing the internet cables