Sorry im late
Someone clogged the litterbox
To get you to read the assignment board, I have installed lasers all over it.
Sorry i'm late from lunch I found a string in the break room!
Yes sir, I'll get right on it sir. Fleacollars for every employee. Sorry to hear that about your new girlfriend, sir.
WHAT A STRANGE WALK TO THE OFFICE THIS MORNING EVERYONE WAS AVOIDING ME