Sorry im late
Someone clogged the litterbox
To get you to read the assignment board, I have installed lasers all over it.
Sorry i'm late from lunch I found a string in the break room!
Yes sir, I'll get right on it sir. Fleacollars for every employee. Sorry to hear that about your new girlfriend, sir.
Hairball in the copier sir? It's not mine, mine are on the floor near the steps!
MBA, PHD, SOLID WORK HISTORY. IT'S JUST... THE OTHER GUY HAS A CAN OPENER ON HIS KEYRING