YOU'RE BIPOLAR? WELL...ARE WE AT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH POLE RIGHT NOW?
Wut ifs ebberyfing iz an ilwusion, nd nuffin exists ? Cans i still hab dis box ? i weally like it.
so iz ai pregint or nawt?
Oh sry. Did I wake u?
Business Cat's #1 Fan I can has autograph?
Since you're headed that way could you pass me the floaty?
So, you have an internet boyfriend. Is he a bit like those imaginary boyfriends you used to have? Kind of not totally there...?