I just need the car for ONE night... PLEASE!!
Why you pee in goggie's water bowl? Ai nawt complaynin, jus askin!
Ceiling Cat, I'm makin' lunch. You wanna sammich?
Wuz yore hare suppose to kum owt dat kolor?
Why can't you ever talk about the times I DON'T pee on your shoes?! You never mention THOSE!
Poller Bear Pardon me, do you have a few minutes to answer a short survey?
YOU'RE BIPOLAR? WELL...ARE WE AT THE NORTH OR THE SOUTH POLE RIGHT NOW?
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